Dishgloves
off, 'Mom' serves up some appetizing dialogue
Published in The
Ottawa Citizen
April 21, 1992
For
the past 10 years flame-haired Ottawa actress Abby Hagyard has
been internationally famous as ''Mom'' on the bad-mannered kids'
show You Can't Do That On Television. Millions have come to
know her as a frowzy version of June Cleaver, permanently adorned
with apron and rubber-gloves, sweetly
intoning parental inanities.
The
royalties from the popular series are welcome, but the exposure
was a mixed blessing. A too-familiar face is a curse in the
industrial films and training videos that are the backbone of
Ottawa's production community.
As well, some producers began to judge her work solely on the
series.
In
entertainment, perceptions count.
A
few years back, Hagyard, now 41, was briefly infamous locally
when she was charged with fraud and theft when her dream of
a Byward Market dinner-theatre popped -- with her owing $37,000
to season-ticket subscribers.
It
didn't matter that by the time the wheels of justice delivered
her to trial, she had scrimped and saved and repaid her debts.
The fraud charge was dismissed, but the theft charge stuck,
and she was left with a suspended sentence and a stack of newspaper
clippings no actress would put in her
scrapbook.
As
Hagyard, a crackerjack actress but a bomb at bookkeeping, puts
it, ''They hit me over the head with a Gatling gun for jaywalking.''
She was pardoned a couple of years ago.
This
type of life experience is the backbone of Gloves Off, a half-hour
collection of monologues on CJOH Saturday at midnight.
When
one of her characters bemoans a lack of fluency in the concepts
of debit and credit, there is more going on than the skewering
of credit-card companies as pernicious exploiters of human frailty.
Cleverness comes in layers in such lines as: ''You know, for
the longest time, I believed there
would be money in my account if I had cheques left.''
The
program's title is another minor exorcism, again tucked unobtrusively
behind the words. Gloves Off works for the material, most of
which leads with humor but follows with an emotional wallop.
But it also serves notice: Abby Hagyard has a career outside
of Mom's rubber gloves, and beyond past
notoriety.
Gloves
Off, which Hagyard wrote as well as performed, was originally
mounted at last summer's Manotick Fringe Festival where it gained
critical and popular acclaim. The TV adaptation, trimmed by
about 40 minutes, was shot before a live audience at CJOH's
studios in December.
Producer
Roger Price, creator of You Can't Do That On Television, was
amongthose who saw the Manotick version and was amazed that
there was so much more to Hagyard than Mom.
Price
was impressed enough to promote the TV adaptation with CJOH,
a station whose licence commitments have kept it on the prowl
for local programming that can be inexpensively produced.
Inexpensive
is the key. The TV version is too short to include the segues
that nailed the stage performance together. And the cabaret
set that it is performed on is not quite suited to the material
which, despite superficial resemblances, is not stand-up comedy.
But
in a way, the simplicity of the production works in Hagyard's
favor. Her words and her performance are on the line here and
they can stand on their own.
Hagyard's
monologues include a sardonic look at the inevitable conflict
between the traditions of reserved femininity and the rigors
of a gynecological exam (hence the late-night scheduling), and
more poignant fare such as an autobiographical account of self-conscious
teenager cruelly tormented
by a handsome classmate.
The
performance, especially when Hagyard flashes her guileless smile,
is engaging, and the writing strong and sure. It's this latter
talent the Hagyard hopes to hone. She's written another piece
for this year's fringe
festival, a one-act play to be performed by others. She's also
working on a novel, a murder-mystery.
A
decade or so ago, Hagyard introduced herself to Ottawa audiences
with another one-woman show, based on the life and works of
acid-tongued writer Dorothy Parker. Like Gloves Off, it was
a statement of intention.
''I
wrote a play, hired a stage, invited the press and said, 'Look
at me, I'm an actress.''' says Hagyard. ''It worked before,
so I though I'd try it again.''