Slime.
People
who know stuff will now be thinking of You Can't Do That
on Television.
Getting
slimed.
Most
people will now be thinking of Ghostbusters.
But
the people who know stuff will still be thinking of You
Can't Do That on Television.
So
let's cut to the chase: Sliming began in Ottawa on Saturday
morning, Jan. 29, 1979, at CJOH television studios on Merivale
Road.
Getting
slimed didn't start with Ghostbusters.
There's
even a Big Green Slime Machine fountain at Universal Studios,
but no mention of its true origins.
When
Tom Cruise and Rosie O'Donnell got slimed this year on the
MTV Awards, the idea didn't come from thin air, it came
from Ottawa. Did Cruise watch You Can't Do That on Television
when he was a kid living here? Probably. Most kids did.
You
Can't Do That on Television was a new type of kid's TV show,
born out of a promise Standard Broadcasting (then owners
of CJOH) made to the country's broadcast regulator.
Give
us the broadcast licence, said Standard, and we will produce
a TV show to appeal to older children. So they did.
You
Can't Do That on Television, which from now on will be referred
to as YCDTOTV, was cheeky, a little bit rude and revelled
in fart jokes, other aspects of bathroom humour and kids
who loved to talk back to adults. It had lots of slapstick,
call-in segments and musical guests, including a 13-year-old
up and comer named Alanis Morissette, who appeared occasionally,
though was never an official cast member.
"It
was a show that children loved and parents hated,"
says YCDTOTV's executive producer Bryn Matthews, who went
to London, England in search of innovative kids' programming
and returned with Roger Price, the writer/producer who developed
YCDTOTV.
"Roger
never quite grew up," laughs Matthews. "I think
his development was arrested between age eight and 10.'
YCDTOTV
was totally different and it was also enormously successful
-- especially in the United States where it showed on the
kids' cable network Nickelodeon.
Which
brings us to this weekend, and the first Slimecon, a Trekkie-like
convention organized by YCDTOTV fanatics from the U.S.
Dozens
of U.S. fans, their enthusiasm stoked by absorbing two shows
a day during its mid-1980s golden era, are in Ottawa as
adults desperate to meet the (now adult) cast members and
actually see the studios where their all-time favourite
show was produced. Twenty years on, their Mecca is no longer
a hotbed of creativity but, for this weekend at least, some
of the old buzz is back.
YCDTOTV
was more popular in the United States, Australia, Spain
and other countries than it was in Canada. In 1984, while
the show's ratings declined in this country, Nickelodeon
aired the show five times a week and it became the network's
highest-rated TV program. There were 130 episodes in all.
In
Canada, an attempt at a national network version on the
CTV network failed. Some critics said the show, renamed
Whatever Turns You On, bombed because CTV introduced the
American funny woman Ruth Buzzi as a central character in
an effort to create a show it could sell to the Americans.
Ironically, it was the Ottawa-produced show that caught
the imaginations of millions of American kids.
Just
ask Emily Reichbach, aged 31, of San Jose, who is among
the legions of U.S. fans who swap trivia, tapes and minutiae
about the show via the Internet.
"It
was always my favourite TV show," said Reichbach, shortly
after arriving in Ottawa on yesterday. "My brother
and I would watch it religiously."
Reichbach,
now a professional event planner, is jointly responsible
for organizing Slimecon along with Byron Smith. Most of
the Americans at the convention know each other through
the Web site www.ycdtotv.com, but it will be the first time
most will have met in the flesh.
Reichbach,
her brother Ian and best friend Traci were so in to the
show that they produced their own mini-version and sent
it to Price, just for fun.
"
I was 15," she recalls. " Roger sent me a letter
saying he liked our tape so much and asked us to write a
script for the show. So we did. I can't remember how much
we were paid, but we used the money they paid us and flew
to Ottawa to watch our segments (and) the show being taped."
Reichbach
has her own theory about why the show was so successful.
"It
was on twice a day, every day, during the years it was on
Nickelodeon," she says. "If you were a kid back
then, you watched it. More important was the humour, which
was a kind of sophisticated sarcasm. There has never been
another show like it. It was like a kids version of Saturday
Night Live."
Among
the dozens of guests at Slimecon will be Dean Carley, a
prop guy on the show and the inventor of slime. (The recipe,
of course, is a closely guarded secret).
Cast
members didn't mind being slimed. It was messy but profitable
because all slime victims got an extra $50. Getting watered,
another common feature, was worth an extra $25.
"The
kids in the cast were treated like professionals,"
says Brenda Mason, who directed 52 episodes of the show.
"They
were an integral part of its creation and that's a huge
reason why kids love it so much. Roger hated that pap kids
stuff that you still see on television. His objective was
to make a show that appealed to kids and he knew kids loved
that bathroom humour."
Most
of the cast members were drama students from local high
schools. "We were looking for naturalness and vivaciousness,"
says Mason.
None
of the regular cast members went on to fame and fortune
in TV or movies, but YCDTOTV paid for many post-secondary
educations.
When
Nickelodeon picked up the show, each cast member was paid
in advance for five years of residual appearances. The amount
each received depended on the number of appearances. (One
cast member, who went on to study at Trent University, bought
a house in Peterborough with residual money and sold it
shortly after he graduated.)
The
cast had the best of both worlds, recalls Mason, now back
working at CJOH.
"The
kids were huge stars in the States," she says, "
but in Ottawa they had normal lives. They would go to school
during the week and then go to Texas to open a shopping
mall on the weekend."
Price,
who now lives in France, will not be in Ottawa this weekend,
but his first director and co-writer Geoffrey Darby will
be. Funny man Les Lye, who played all of the adult male
roles during the 10-year life of the show, will be there
too, as will local actress Abby Hagyard, another mainstay.
Slimecon
participants will get to meet the cast members, both informally
and in a more formal question and answer session, and generally
get to absorb the reconstructed set and see some of the
surviving props and costumes.
And,
of course, there will be slime. Original slime guy Dean
Carley has promised to create a batch just for the occasion.
Just
for old slime's sake.
Paid
admission to the convention is available to the public in
the CJOH main lobby. Sessions begin at 6 p.m. today, 10
a.m. tomorrow and 9 a.m. Sunday.