Pre-empted Show: Mr. Rogers: Neighborhood Pusher

Christine announces that the show is about drugs, but they can't *really* make it about drugs or they'll get taken off the air. So, custard pies are substituted. She insists that she isn't addicted to drugs ... err, pies, but Kevin, Mike and Angie obviously are, and they try to get her to splat pies. Mike and Kevin discuss another TV show about drugs -- Laurel and Hardy. Moose tries to warn Mike of the danger of moving on to "bigger things ... like green slime," but, of course, he already is splooshing slime. Angie, Kevin and Mike pay Christine back for not being pied during the show, and Ross tries to sell pies to the kids, even after the show is over.

Production: Pie In The Face

DID YOU NOTICE?

• Only the 28-minute version of this episode exists.
• The "production" shot (Mike getting pied under the voice over saying "this has been a pie in the face production") was a live, on air surprise to Mike Lyon. He was merely told that they were doing the closing credits, and they needed him to stand in front of a camera...little did he know that he would get a surprise pie in the face.

CLASSIC QUOTES

Senator Prevert: Where do you think you're going? You look like you're going to a wedding!
Kevin: I am!
Senator Prevert: Oh, who's getting married?
Kevin: Me! You know how you told me that I can't, y'know, do it with girls, until after I get married? Well, I'm getting married! See ya later, Dad. Can't keep the church waiting.

STAGE POLLUTION

GREEN SLIME: Kevin Somers, Mike

WATER: Christine (2), Kevin Somers (2), Kevin Schenk

PIES: Christine (4), Kevin Schenk (3), Mike (3), Kevin Somers, Angie, Les

MUSICAL NUMBERS

Unknown