Pre-empted Show: Laverne and Shirley Go To Finishing School

Christine has the Book of Etiquette by Amy Vanderbilt that she wants to read out loud to the audience. Before she can start, Ross tells her she can only read "the book written by the producers of this show." Knowing things won't turn out the way she expected, she decides to swap books with Ross in order to maintain her position as host of the show. She randomly chooses a chapter on table manners to read out loud first to see what the producers have to say about it. Of course, everything is written in YCDTOTV style. Lisa shows she has good manners by not interrupting Christine's link. Of course, the link was the introduction to the *opposites*. Near the end of the episode, the guys spit out some sexist jokes to make Christine angry.

Production: Disclaimer: The manners portrayed in this production of You Can't Do That On Television are those of the producers and are not endorsed by the participants.

DID YOU NOTICE?

• Studio masters and home video recordings are both in existence.
• This episode had the thinnest slime in history, almost green water.
• After the credits, Kevin and Alasdair are talking as Moose walks by. Kevin can be heard saying, "...the one's name was Rod, and the other Phil, and they're gonna get married..."

CLASSIC QUOTES

Vanessa: I'm glad you didn't let me go in front of you in the cafeteria line-up at lunch.
Kevin: Why's that?
Vanessa: Because the back of your shirt came in real handy when I couldn't find any Kleenex.

Christine: Haha! Here's an interesting habit... drooling. Kevin, do you drool?
Kevin: Well, yeah, all the time.
Christine and Lisa together: You drool??!!
Kevin: Yeah, every time I see a pretty girl, I drool.
Lisa: *I've* never seen you drool.
Christine: No, me neither.
Kevin: Of course not, I said every time I see a PRETTY girl.

STAGE POLLUTION

GREEN SLIME: Christine

WATER: Christine (2)