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Greg0983
December 17th, 2005, 09:17 PM
Do you have the script for the Blue Slime Scene that was from the 1982 The Not So Fair Show episode of You Can't Do That On Television.

rhodiecub
December 18th, 2005, 03:02 PM
Do you have the script for the Blue Slime Scene that was from the 1982 The Not So Fair Show episode of You Can't Do That On Television.

I think it goes something like this:

Ross: Just to be fair, there's no more green slime
Christine: Wow, hey Ross "I don't know"
(ross runs away, then blue slime drops on Christine)
Christine: (looking upset) Hey, you said there's no more green slime!
Ross: (laughing) right, there's no green slime but there's blue slime (continues laughing)
credits roll

TheLockerMonster
December 19th, 2005, 12:23 AM
Not even close -

I won't quote the whole thing but it starts with Christine apologizing for earlier comments regarding Ross' age and "deficiencies." Ross basically said that aging was a part of life and that he didn't take it personally. And then :

Ross : " ...in fact, to show my appre-see-ation, there will be no more green slime today"

Christine: Are you serious?

Ross: That's right! No green slime today and...you know why?

Christine: Ok , no green slime?

<ROSS NODS>

Christine: I DON'T KNOOOWW... ha ha...

<ROSS RUNS OFF>

Christine : Where are you going?

<CHRISTINE IS SLIMED>

<ROSS TAPS CHRISTINE ON THE SHOULDER>

Ross : Because we ran out of green slime...just had blue slime <laughs>

Christine: You know - you're a real delight Ross

rhodiecub
December 19th, 2005, 05:15 PM
Hey I was half right on the last of it. Not bad, for just knowing that by memory


Not even close -

I won't quote the whole thing but it starts with Christine apologizing for earlier comments regarding Ross' age and "deficiencies." Ross basically said that aging was a part of life and that he didn't take it personally. And then :

Ross : " ...in fact, to show my appre-see-ation, there will be no more green slime today"

Christine: Are you serious?

Ross: That's right! No green slime today and...you know why?

Christine: Ok , no green slime?

<ROSS NODS>

Christine: I DON'T KNOOOWW... ha ha...

<ROSS RUNS OFF>

Christine : Where are you going?

<CHRISTINE IS SLIMED>

<ROSS TAPS CHRISTINE ON THE SHOULDER>

Ross : Because we ran out of green slime...just had blue slime <laughs>

Christine: You know - you're a real delight Ross