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  • #16
    And now What if

    What if when the Bachelorettes of the Bachelor appearing on You Can't Do That On Television, check it out

    Kimberley (NOTE: She's from Bachelor 7): The Bachelor will not be seen tonight so we can bring a show that the staff of this are off. (Audience Laughs)

    Brenda (NOTE: Bachelor 7 Contender): You Can't Do That On Television has been a Next Entertainment, for Telepictures Productions, why not they're the packagers of the Bachelor, hah.

    plus is someone says i don't know they're going to take an article of clothing off., and No Liquid Substances or food falling except water.

    How do you like it?, Post Here.

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    • #17
      This may be one of the worst Pre-empt I thought of but here goes:

      (A picture of Stan Smith with his gun aiming at the G.I. Joe HQ with the above text: American Dad Battles Against G.I. Joe)

      American Dad battles against G.I. Joe will not be seen at this time so that we may wage war on our producers with the Following presentation.

      YCDTOTV has been a Be All You Can Be Production. I rather be out of this show instead of being ALL I can be. (War)

      Here are a few more if you like that one:

      Stewie Griffin sinks the Love Boat will not be seen at this time in order to bring you something that doesn't float. (Insert theme here)

      Montgomery Burns presents The Simpsons' Apprentice will not be seen so that we may be able to fire our writers of the following program.

      YCDTOTV has been a 'Working Like a Dog' Production. If you ask me I have been working like a dog for the past 20 years and still didn't get my vacation. (Work, Jobs)

      and this one since Star wars Episode III is coming out soon:

      Star Wars wages Clone Wars on Spaceballs will not be seen so that Darth Vader will present the following Dark Side program.

      YCDTOTV has been a 'Beam Me up Scotty' Production.

      Lemme know what you think about these.

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      • #18
        Ken Jennings VS. a remedial math class the missmatch of the century will not be seen so we may bring you somthing that has a one digit IQ.

        You Can't Do That On Television has been a High school drop out production (knowledge)

        Stevie Wonder teaches you how to drive will not be seen in order that we may bring you somthing that allready crashed and laying beside the road.


        You Can't Do That On Television has been a 10 car pile up production. (driving)


        The wonderful world of liver will nto be seen so we may bring you somthing else you would never eat.

        or Kermit the frog is turned into Apetizers will not be seen so we may brign you somthing that would not looks good no mater how you cooked it

        You Can't Do That On Television has been a food poisoning production(Food)



        Timmy has to shoot lassie will not be seen so we can bring you somthign that really does need to be put down.

        You Can't Do That On Television has been a rabid production (pets)

        the pillsbary Doughboy sues the stay puff Marshmellow for copyright infringment will not be seen so we can brign you somthing else that needs to have the book thrown at it


        You Can't Do That On Television has been a found Guilty production (court/law)

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        • #19
          I have some good ones:

          (Dating and Romance)
          Desperate Housewives Go on the Dating Game will not be seen at this time. In its place, we present a show that should be desperately off the air (image of all 5 Desperate Housewives and Jim Lange from the Dating game).

          (Family)
          The episode of Family Feud that features the Tanner family from Full House and the Addams Family will not be seen at this time, in order to bring you an even more dysfunctional show.

          (War)
          G.I. Joe Nukes the Al-Quedia will not be seen at this time, in its place we present the following bomb.

          (Doctors)
          Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, and Trish Startus Get Breast Augmentations will not be seen at this time, in its place we present a show that should get a very Extreme Makeover (if you know what I mean).

          (Cable TV)
          Larry the Cable Guy Goes Digital will not be seen at this time, in order to bring you a program to stupid for basic cable (Git R Done!).

          or

          Mr. Wizard Shows You How to Steal Cable will not be seen at this time. In its place, we present a very illegal program.

          (Reality TV)
          Survivor: Inner City will not be seen at this time, in it place we present a show that should have been kicked off the air (for stupidity).

          (Pro Wrestling)
          Triple H Vs. Kathie Lee Gifford in Mismatch of the Century will not be seen at this time, so that we can make idiots of our audience by insulting them with the following presenation.

          (Law)
          Dirty Harry Gets Busted will not be seen at this time, in its place we present a show that should've gotten the death penalty.

          (Radio)
          Ryan Seacrest Loses His Voice will not be seen at this time, in order that we bring you the following pointless program.

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          • #20
            how about this (using the same from my post)

            [SPORTS]

            Kindle Martin: Mr. Wizard shows you how to stop the NHL Lockout will not been shown tonight, In it's place we present a program that wanted to have the puck stops here. (Image of Mr. Wizard and a picture of the NHL Lockout Execs wanted to stop the lockout)

            [ADDICTIONS]

            Megan Henry: Pac-Man eats Planet Express will not be seen tonight so we can bring you this show, that we'll play for it. (Image of Pac-Man is going to eat a Picture of Planet Express)

            [ROAD SAFETY]

            Kristine Kelly: NASCAR, The Dukes Boys, Speed Racer, Fast and the Furious Cars vs. the IRL Cars will not been seen tonight so we're going to present the following [Image of NASCAR Cars, battling with General Lee, Cars from the movie Fast and the Furious, Mach V, against the Indy Cars

            [PARTIES]

            Kimberly Choma: The Boston Red Sox celebrate the "Reverse of the Curse" will not be seen tonight, in favor of the following [Image of the Boston Red Sox Ticker-Tape Parade]

            [Topic in Brackets]

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            • #21
              I thought of a few more

              (Science)

              (a Picture of Dr. Dre is shown next to Hyde from 'That 70's Show)
              Dr. Dre and Mr. Hyde will not be seen today so that we can make Guinea Pigs with our viewers with the following scientific Experimental Progam.

              YCDTOTV has been an E=MC2 production.

              (Cellular Phones)

              50 Cent's Phone Bill Massacre will not be seen at this time in order to reconnect your calls with the following presentation

              Or this:

              Crank Yankers will not be seen today because all their lines have been disconnected. In its place, we will redirect your calls with the following program

              YCDTOTV has been a Wrong Number production.

              and This last one.

              (Internet)

              Spider-Man surfs the World Wide Web will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following webpage.

              YCDTOTV has been a 'You Got Mail' Production.

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              • #22
                Here's another Pre-empted show

                (Science Fiction)

                Star Wars Episode VI: Revenge of the crew from Enterprise wil not Be seen today. In its place, we present the following show From A Galay Far, Far Away.....

                YCDTOTV has been an Out Of This World production.
                (cut to the Announcer)

                If you ask me, this whole show and the dialogues from it are completely out of this world.

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                • #23
                  Re: wishful pre-empts with the following tv shows:

                  "Sailor Moon, hijacked by space pirates" will not be seen at this time. In it's place, we present the following "arrg!" rated presentation. (exploration)

                  "Saturday Night Live gets staged!" will not be seen at this time. In it's place we present the following staged disaster. (TV)

                  "The Honeycomb monster gets monster diarrhea" will not be seen at this hour. In it's place we present the following stomach churning show. (Healthy Foods)

                  "The recording industry sues... itself for piracy!" will not be seen today, in order that we can bring you the following copyright infringing entertainment. (entertainment)

                  "The Fonz Graduates High School..." will not be seen today, instead we present the following educationally impossible show for high school dropouts. (school)

                  I don't know *SLIMED* where this came from, or if it was said before:

                  "The Brady Bunch Moves Out" wil not be seen at this time. In it's place we present the following moving accident. (Moving)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Other pre-empted shows

                    Originally posted by diehardfan
                    "Jessica Simpson Goes To Harvard & Makes The Student Body Even Dumber Than She Is" will not be seen at this time, but this show doesn't exactly make the grade, either.
                    (EDUCATION)
                    "YSCDTOTV" has been a Straight-F Production.
                    I had something in mind with that Pre-Empt.

                    Legally Blonde 3 Starring Jessica Simpson will not be seen at this time, in order that we bring you an even dumber program.

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                    • #25
                      Here's more

                      (Rock N Roll)
                      The Live 8 Concert from Calgary will not be seen at this time. In it's place we present the following off-key program.

                      (Vacation)
                      The Brady Bunch Goes to Smurf Villiage will not be seen today, in order that we give you a show that should be on permanant vacation.

                      (Sports)
                      The Battle of the Network Stars VS. The Battle of the P.B.S. Stars will not be seen at this time in order that we bring you the REAL agony of defeat.

                      (Kids TV)
                      Barney Goes to Jurassic Park will not be seen at this time. In its place, we present an even bigger threat to Children's programming.

                      (Make-up)
                      Extreme Makeover with special guest Frankenstein will not be seen at this time so that we can bring a program that needs a very extreme makeover.

                      or

                      Really Desperate Housewives will not be seen at this time in order that we bring the follwing unattractive program.

                      (Cooking)
                      Iron Chef: Fast Food will not be seen at this time. In it's place, we present a show that should make you hurl after eating.

                      Barth: I Heard That!!!!

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                      • #26
                        Just came up with a few more (some base on the topic that were on ealier shows)

                        (Boredom or Laziness)
                        Ben Stein's Wonderful World of Math will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following show which is also considered a total Bore.

                        YCDTOTV has been a You Snooze You Lose Production....
                        (cut to the Announcer in the Booth)

                        Announcer:.... That's right. The more they snooze, the more money we lose. Then I can finally quit announcing this stupid show *looks to the camera in shock* what?? We are losing Money??

                        (Workout)
                        Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger's 30 Min. Workout Will not be seen today in order that we may bring you the following boring Exercise program that will have you sweating to the oldies.

                        YCDTOTV has been a Getting in Shape Production.

                        (Solar System)
                        Dora the Space Explorer will not be seen today in order that we may bring you the following intergalactical show that can really make you see Stars.

                        YCDTOTV has been a Small Step for Man One Giant leap for Mankind Production.

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                        • #27
                          Index to symbols used
                          [ ] = show topic
                          * = denotes action
                          ( ) = the announcer's smart aleck remark
                          + describes the setting or person.

                          [Fast-food]

                          "Colonel Sanders Serves Up Big Bird" will not be seen at this time, in order to bring you the following stomach churning show.

                          This has been a "Drive -Thru" pro---- *Announcer holds stomach and gets a queasy look on his face before darting out of the view of the camera, barf sounds optional.
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                          [Immortality]

                          "Highlander Gets Life Imprisonment" will not be seen at this time, in order to bring you the following show that just won't die.

                          This has been a "Eternal" production. (Someone is going to spend eternity in you-know-where for making this show.)
                          -------------------------------------------------------
                          [Career Choices]

                          "Helen Keller, NASCAR Driver" will not be seen at this time, in order to bring you the following disaster....

                          This has been a "16 Tons" production. (I should of studied to become a doctor, like mother said, instead of being stuck doing this for a living.)
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                          [Music]

                          "Metallica Performs the Chipmunks Greatest Hits, Live in Concert!" will not be seen at this time, in order to bring you the following production that will have you plugging your ears.

                          This has been a "Off Beat" production. +Announcer is all punked out with colored mohawk, studded leather wristband, sleeveless concert shirt, and {rub on?} tattoos+ *Announcer makes a face at the camera and starts moshing his head*
                          "What do you think is in the burgers?"

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                          • #28
                            I thought of a few more

                            (Screen Shows Jack Black in boxing gear as well as Jack White in a boxing ring)

                            JACK BLACK VS. JACK WHITE in Mismatch of the Century will not be seen at this time. in order that we may color blind our viewers with the following presentation. (black and white)

                            YCDTOTV has been a Ted Turner Colorized Television Production.


                            (Extreme Makeover)
                            XZIBIT PRESENTS PIMP MY BRIDE will not be seen at this time so we may bring you the following show that truly needs a COMPLETE MAKEOVER.

                            YCDTOTV has been an Ambush Makeover Production.

                            (Movie Monsters)

                            KING KONG BATTLES THE BIGFOOT MONSTER TRUCK will not be seen in oder that we may bring you the following program that will make you go ape for.

                            YCDTOTV has been a Creature Feature Production.

                            (Christmas episode)

                            HOW THE GRINCH STEAL CHRISTMAS FROM SCROOGE will not be seen today. In order that we may present the following Christmas Season replacement.

                            YCDTOTV has been a BAH HUMBUG production.

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                            • #29
                              Or how about this:

                              (If YCDTOTV became a reality show of itself)

                              PUNK'D SOMEHOW GETS OVERHAULIN' BY TELLING US WHAT NOT TO WEAR will not be seen at this time, in order that we may bring you a show that loves to make fun of itself.

                              This was a "Go down to the street, the tribe has spoken, and you are out of the competition" production. ("Oh, by the way, is my application in yet? I can see it now...the million dollar check coming in by next Christmas, or just as the last out from the World Series takes place? Book my flight for Bora Bora after this show...oops.")

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                              • #30
                                (fad toys)

                                Tickle Me Elmo, Furby, Tamacotchi, and the cabbage patch doll in a no holds bard cage match will not be sceen today so we may bring you somthing that no one will ever want.

                                you can't do that on Television has been in a why did i ever pay that much production

                                anouncer: yeah just like why did i ever take a job on a second rate TV show.

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