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  • marz2
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    More Preempts
    "The A-Team kills the Lord of the Rings " will not be seen at this time, in order that we may bring you the following disaster of mythical proportions. (Fantasy)
    "You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Stoopid Troll production. (like Stoopid Monkey of Robot Chicken)
    "Robot Chicken meets Frankenstein" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following horror (Halloween monsters)
    "You Still Can't Do That Television has been a Stoopid Troll production"
    "Are You Being Served?" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following overrated junk ("Department Stores")
    "You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Bargain Basement production"
    (use a screenshot from AYBS Pilot
    "Danger Mouse gets squished by Paddington Bear" will not be seen tonight order that we may we bring you this pan-atlantic disaster ("Classic british TV")
    "You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Union Jerk production"
    "Claire Redfield visits Silent Hill while Alone in the Dark" will not be seen tonight order that we may bring you this creeper production ("Survival Horror")
    *Streetfighter: the Movie" will not be seen at this time order that we may bring you this cinematic garbage ("Videogame-based movies and TV"
    Marz

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  • piboiva
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    Here's one for you!

    The Bulls vs The Rams: Can you predict the winner? Will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you a show no one could have seen would be on this long!

    Graphic: sign for taurus and sign for aries going head to head

    Topic: Predictions and the Zodiac

    This has been a Didn't See That One Coming Production

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  • jianoran2k7
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    How about these different and more.

    Lisa Young (Bachelor 9): Ash Ketchum wants 25 Miltank Burgers at a Burger King in Viridian City will not be seen tonight, but instead will bring you the following [Food]

    LATER

    Devin DeVasquez (Star Search '86 Spokesmodel Contender): You STILL Can't Do That on Television has been part of a nutritious breakfast.

    ANOTHER ONE

    (Pictures of Star Search Contenders from the Ed McMahon era and a bottle of steroids)

    Ellen Fusco (Same): Star Search Contestants on Steroid Abuse will not be seen tonight so instead we will put the following to avoid it. [Steroids]

    LATER

    Carissa Illig (Same): You STILL Can't Do That on Television has been a Mark McGwire - Jose Canseco Production, think about steroids.

    AND MORE ROCKTRAX ACTION

    Suzie Williams (Bachelorette 5): "The Simpsons Lose Their Life Savings In Atlantic City" (audience laughs) will not be seen tonight -- in order to bring you a different form of risk-taking. (IRS and Taxes)

    LATER

    Shiloh McKasson (Bachelorette : You STILL Can't Do That on Television has been a Down Payment Production (audience laughs)

    So how do you like it when YCDTOTV Meets the Bachelor Women?

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  • Travelsonic
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    - "Fire at the Berenstain Bears" will not bee seen at this time so we can prevent the following show from going up in smoke! - FIRE

    SAFETY

    - "The Mythbusters Bust the Myth of the Really Really Really Obnoxiously Long Preemptive Cuecard" will not be seen at this

    time in order that we may bring you a show of biblical proportions. - MYTHS AND LEGENDS

    - "Bill O'Reilly Forgets His Sanity" will not be seen today, in order that we may being you the following brain fart. - KNOWLEDGE

    - "Natile Halloway Found at CNN" will never be seen at this time, in it's place we present the filler sure to make you lose your mind. LOST AND FOUND*

    *I'm sorry if this one offends, I am just so farking tired of hearing the media re-hash at every chance this damn case. This is how my brain processed that tired-ness.
    Last edited by Travelsonic; April 30th, 2007, 10:03 PM.

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  • DenisAndrejev
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    How about this!

    (Image of a scary guy without hair)

    Mr. No-Hair Finally seen TV will not be seen at this time,so we could broadcast you to "Toilet Network"


    Hehe.

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  • I was slimed
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    That's hilarious. That probably even would have been used.

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  • CappieGuy
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    President Bush's Address will not be seen today instead we bring a show that is more boring. Topic: Fun and Boredom

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  • dumas
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    beginning: Naruto broken his hand by trying to chop in 2 pieces a block of concrete won't be seen tonight, in it's place, we present you a more martial artistic program (episode topic: martial arts)

    end: You Can't Do that on Television had been a Kong-fu fighting production.

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  • EmiOfBrie
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    (show about Business)

    "Mystery Science Theater 3000 Becomes A Multiplex will not be seen at this time so we may bring you the following overpaid production."

    (and at the end, why not tell the truth? )
    "You Can't Do That On Television has been a CBS Production. With all the mergers since 1981, it was only a matter of time before one of the American 'big three' got their hands on us..."

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  • rhodiecub
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    Pre-empt for a Counseling episode

    Episode Topic: Counseling

    "Tony Saprano, Professional Therapist will not be seen today in order to bring you a show that needs years of therapy."

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  • dumas
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    (Intimidation)
    "Saved by the Bell, the 750th new class generation" from intimitading producers won't been seen tonight, in its place we present a less intimitated show.

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  • dumas
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    (police/cops)
    Starsky & Hutch dressed in NYPD Blue fashion and going to a donuts cafe at Miami Vice with the CHiP's will won't be seen tonight, in its place we'll present the following police kids drama. (image featuring the donuts cafe set in Miami with Starksy & Hutch, Crocket & Tubbs from Miami Vice and Larry & Puncherello from CHiP's)

    YCDTOTV had been a good cop, bad cop production.

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  • dumas
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    (Delays)
    the cast of "Saved by the Bell" won't be show today because they arrived after the bell. In its place we present the following program with cast members who arrived just in time

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  • Hadley
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    (Toys)
    The transformers get sold for scrap metal will not be seen so we can present the following show which should have been scrapped a long time ago
    You cant do that on television has been a Batteries not included production

    (Hair)
    Lex Luthor shaves superman bald will not be seen. In its place, a show which makes parents tear their own hair out
    YCDTOTV has been a Bad Hair Day production

    (Current Events)
    President Bush vs Osama Bin Laden in a steel cage match will not be seen so we can prsent to you the following crisis of a show
    YCDTOTV has been a slow news day production

    (Language)
    Ozzy Osbourne stops swearing will not be seen due to the fact that it'll never happen. In its place, a show which should be considered a dirty word
    YCDTOTV has been a washed out with soap production

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  • Motormoose24
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    My revenge at Blaize: THREE more pre-empts!

    [Impossible Things]
    (A monkey in a chef's hat.)
    Announcer: "The Monkey Chef" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following show that even the creators thought was impossible to create.

    Announcer: "You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Impossible to Watch production. (Cut to Announcer.) And impossible to work at.

    [New Year's Eve]
    (Dick Clark with a Chinese hat on his head.)
    Announcer: "Dick Clark's Rockin' Chinese New Year's Eve" will not be seen at this time. In its place we present the following show where people act like they're at New Year's Eve party and drank too much champagne.

    Announcer: "You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Broken Resolution production. (Cut to Announcer.) My resolution was to quit this show.

    [Camp]
    (The "Camp Lazlo" cast on a wrecking ball.)

    Announcer: "Camp Lazlo Sold to Time-Share Developers" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following show that make you feel like you want to go home.

    Announcer: "You Can't Do That On Televsion" has been a Care Package production. (Cut to Announcer.) They should call it a I Don't Care Package.

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