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  • #61
    Heather Mills extorts $33 million from Paul McCartney and then dumps water on his attorney's head will not be seen today. In it's place will be a show that specializes in dumping water on people's heads.

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    • #62
      "The whammies send away all their money" will not be seen at this time, so in its
      place, we'll give you a show that's even poorer.

      YCDTOTV has been a rich production.

      (Riches & Poorness)

      The Price is Right gets taken off the air will not be seen at this time, in the following that we'll have cancellation even sooner.

      YCDTOTV has been an off air production.

      (TV Cancellations)

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      • #63
        Evolution

        We're sorry, The Evolution will not be televised, so that we may bring you the following show, that has been written by a bunch of monkeys.

        You Can't Do That On Television has been an Infinite Monkey Production.

        -In case you didn't get the references, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised was a famous poem from the 60's, and The Infinite Monkey Therom is a scientific thought experiement.

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        • #64
          "Chuck Chuck Revolution will not be seen at this time, so that we may bring you this show that desparately needs to hit the showers." (Fitness)

          *placard shows Chuck Norris playing Dance Dance Revolution*

          "''YCDTOTV' has been a Couch Potato production.' I mean, seriously, if they're here watching this show, do we really expect them to get off their lazy butts and go outside?"

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          • #65
            "The Cast of Seinfeld Hang Out at Burger King", will not be shown. In its place we bring you a show that's about less than nothing.

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            • #66
              Deal or No Deal will not be seen at this time, so Howie's Helpers can actually find real work. In it's place, we present a program that even Howie Mandel himself won't actually make fun of.

              "YCDTOTV" has been Wow, I am hoping that the million is in my case Production. Otherwise, if every case the ladies on that show has the penny in it, then that's how much the lockers will be worth come 2039.

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              • #67
                (Depression)
                "Batman gets even more depressed will not be seen at this time. In its place, a show which always darkens a fine night of television" (shot of batman brooding on a roller coaster)
                YCDTOTV has been a bummer production "Production? Every aspect of this show is a bummer!"
                (Projects/building)
                "Pimp my RV will not be seen at this time so we can present a show that constantly needs work" (Shot of an RV with flames painted on it, and giant size rims)
                Capitano: YCDTOTV has been a failed execution production. Why do they have me doing this, did the other guy get fired (gets shot) ughh,,i was asking for that one

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                • #68
                  A political pre-empt...

                  The Sarah Palin vs. Tina Fey mud wrestling bout will not be shown, in order that we may bring you another sign of the apocalypse.
                  (Topic: sports)

                  "Barack Obama tries out for the Knicks" will not be shown, in order that we may show you another bunch of losers in need of help. (It's a Knicks reference, okay....lol)
                  (Topic: fitness)

                  "John McCain and Zell Miller's Halloween Dance Party" will not be shown, in order that we may shock you in other ways.
                  (Topic: things that scare us)

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                  • #69
                    "The cat that get's caught in a tree" will not be shown tonight, so we bring you this program that is sure to make you purr.
                    Can green slime be a different color?

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                    • #70
                      Another pre-empt

                      Roseanne Barr sings the American National Anthem will not be seen tonight. Instead we present another National Disaster.
                      "Multiple personality? They haven't got ANY personality on this show. Oh!"

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                      • #71
                        "Why kenny dies" will not be shown tonight so we may bring you this other horrifying event
                        Can green slime be a different color?

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                        • #72
                          "When Cows Fly" will not be seen tonight, so we may bring you this other utterly insane show.
                          Can green slime be a different color?

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                          • #73
                            Sorry Lisa

                            When hell freezes over will not be seen tonight in order to show you the program which caused hell to freeze over.

                            (A program like that will never make it on Television.)
                            "Multiple personality? They haven't got ANY personality on this show. Oh!"

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                            • #74
                              "20/20 will not be seen tonight, so we may bring you this other great acheivement of a show"

                              20/20 is also a 100% score on a test!
                              Can green slime be a different color?

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                              • #75
                                (Age):
                                High School Musical 12: The 50-Year Class Reunion will not be seen at this time, in order that we may bring you the following program which has never been able to act its age.
                                You Can't Do That On Television has been a Developmentally Challenged production.

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