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  • #76

    'Weeds Gets Mowed' will not be seen this evening, so that we may bring you the following overgrown production...


    'The Biggest Loser Loses Control' will not be seen this evening, so that we may bring you the following loser of a production...
    Last edited by Dom; June 14th, 2009, 08:21 PM. Reason: added images

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    • #77
      I can't resist... Here are some of mine.

      "Xena - Surgeon General" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following health risk.

      YCDTOTV has been a Hazard To Your Health Production.

      *****

      "Mother Nature Sues Evian For Copyright Infringement" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following program that is all wet.

      YCDTOTV has been a Liquid Asset Production.

      ANNOUNCER: Can you imagine if anyone actually invested in this show? Hmph. The stock market would have crashed LONG ago.

      *****

      "Yoko Ono's Comeback Concert" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following out-of-tune program.

      YCDTOTV has been a Shut Up Production.

      ANNOUNCER: If only we had told the cast to shut up, this show might have actually been good.

      *****

      As for the others I've read, all I can say is... ROFL ROFL ROFLPIMP!!!!!!!!! Those are HILARIOUS!

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      • #78
        The Electric Company Blows a Fuse will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following electrifying program.

        Gordon Ramsay goes to Anger Management will not be seen today so we may bring you a program garenteed to make you see red.
        Last edited by Travelsonic; August 8th, 2009, 10:35 PM.

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        • #79
          "Dazed and Confused" won't be seeing tonight, in its place we present you a less confusing program (topics: confusions)

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          • #80
            Here's Another One

            (Teamwork)

            (Heidi Klum dressed a Baseball Uniform as a Manager with every model from Project Runway (Season 7 including Kasey Ashcraft, Alexis Broker, Holly Ridings, etc.) in Baseball Uniforms along with the Chicago Bandits players (including Stacy May, Kristie Fox, Aileen Morales and Caitlin Lever)

            Announcer: The Models of the Runway take on the Chicago Bandits in a baseball game at Citi Field will not be seen tonight, so we may bring you the following show that strikes you out.

            Announcer: You Can't Do That on Television, Has Been a Good Sportsmanship Production. (Cut to Announcer) okay i always say that is a good sport.

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            • #81
              here's a couple

              (losing) The Detroit Lions 2008 highlight film will not be seen tonight so we can show more losers.

              YCDTOT has been a 0-16 production.

              (Terrorism) (pictures of the WTC on 9-11-2001) Airport 2001 will not be seen tonight so we can bring you something more fearful.

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              • #82
                Age:
                "Betty White and Justin Bieber: The Duets Special" will not be seen at this time. In its place, we bring you the following program which has not aged gracefully.

                Music:
                "PBS' Great Performances Presents Paris Hilton at Carnegie Hall, with special guests Jessica and Ashlee Simpson" will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you the following program which is music to nobody's ears.

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                • #83
                  War:
                  "Frontline: How Guantanamo Tortured Prisoners By Making Them Watch 48 Hours Straight of You Can't Do That On Television" will not be shown at this time, so that we may torture the home audience with the following instrument of war.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by dumas View Post
                    That's a good one I just taught of another one for Inuyasha (and I like Inuyasha too )

                    "Inuyasha will cut the head of NHL players who don't accept the last offers. In its place we presents a program with more compromises. YCDTOTV has been a compromised show after lots of negociations (Negociations/compromises)
                    Pimp My Ride will not be shown at this time in order to bring you the following programs that is also considered a piece of Junk

                    YCDTOTV has been a Dude Where's My Car? Production (Automobiles)

                    I had to do this coutesy of MTV Pimp my ride and Monster Garage

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                    • #85
                      Pre-empting Smart

                      "Are you Smarter than a 5th grader," will not be seen tonight. Instead, you will be watching a show where the whole cast combined is not smarter than a 5th grader.
                      Last edited by RadamusPrime; September 20th, 2010, 11:23 PM. Reason: quotes
                      "Multiple personality? They haven't got ANY personality on this show. Oh!"

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                      • #86
                        "ALL THAT," will not be seen tonight, as the show that pre-empted, "ALL THAT," has been brought back by popular demand.
                        "Multiple personality? They haven't got ANY personality on this show. Oh!"

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                        • #87
                          "Family Feud Gets Separated" will not be seen tonight. In its place we present a show that should be broken up.

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                          • #88
                            Nancy Grace Farts the Samba will not be seen tonight, in order that we may bring you another stench on the public discourse.
                            You Can't Do That On Television has been a Pungent Production. You know what really stinks? These actors! My God, they make that cast of iCarly look like Second City....what?

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                            • #89
                              ahahahahaha <3 it!

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                              • #90
                                (Political Correctness)

                                Dr. Quinn quits medicine to become a housewife cannot be shown becaues we're afraid audiences will accuse us of promoting traditional gender roles. Instead, we've been required to show the following program that's guaranteed to only offend white males.

                                You Can't Do That On Television has been a colorless production. Cut to announcer: "Maybe we should've filmed in black and white and it would've really been colorless. Uh-oh the producers now say my joke is insensitive."
                                Last edited by bananaspit; November 25th, 2011, 12:20 AM. Reason: added the production

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