Barth's Burger/Firing Squad Sketch

[ckslime2006]

It has been a while so here goes. This Time I'm using the old cast Christian and Chris Bicker.


Barth's Burgers

Chris (Looking into his burgers): Hey Christian. Did you know that Barth was at Taco Bell?

Christian: Yeah. I heard that their famous Mascott Chihuahua was missing.

Chris: Missing, Christian? Missing? I wonder what has happened to him?

Christian: What do you think's in the burgers?

Barth (Coming out from under the counter speaking in spanish with a spanish translaton book): Dah Yo oido ese (I heard that)



(Yo quiero barth bag fast)

[ckslime2006]

I meant (Yo oido eso)

[avaitor]

here's a barth:
kurt[taking a bite of a piece of pie]:ewww,barth!

barth:what is it now,kurt?

kurt:this pie.i asked for apple,not puke flavor!

barth:now hold it now,mr. critic.i've been making these pies before you were born!

kurt:that explains everything!and i thought you were just a bad cook.

barth:now hold it there.i'm still a ba...dah,i just got that!

[avaitor]

here's a link set one:
david[appering while rocky is sitting down]:hey,rocky!

rocky:yeah,david?

david:i got ten bucks!

rocky:how?

david:kurt said he would give me ten if i gave him barth's burger's secret recipe.

rocky:why would he want it?

barth[from kicthen set]:dah,i heard that!

rocky:so,how did you get it?

david:simple,i gave him twenty for it![walk off singing''i got ten dollers richer'']

rocky[to audence]:ya know,he should be singing''i got ten dollars poorer''instead.

[shirt62]

8D Thats the way it is done do you not think so.

[gameboy2000]

Here is a firing squad sketch

Capitano: Ready, aim...

(baby cries)

Kid: That is my baby brother. I had better go see what is wrong.

(Kid walks off screen)

Capitano: Maybe he wants his bottle.

(The baby continues crying. The capitano walks in front of the firing squad.)

Capitano: Just give him his pacifier.

(Gunshots ring out. The capitano falls down, groaning in pain.)

Capitnao: That is one sneaky baby.

[ckslime2006]

(Scene: Barth's Burgers with a Young boy and a girl. Both at age 10 and were eating Barthy Burgers. A Teenager that looked and sounded like the one from the Simpsons By the name ZIP walked up to them)

Boy: Hey Zip.

ZIP: Yeah what is it?

Boy: Is this your first time working here?

ZIP: Yep. Sure is. There was another guy who actually worked with Barth 20 years ago. I think his name is ZILCH. Heard of him?

Girl: Yeah I did. I wonder what happened to him?

ZIP: Well, Barth told me he made some bad business deals and decisions with the customers, he terminated him.

Girl: Oh my. What is ZILCH doing now?

ZIP: You mean where? (he lifts the bun and points to the Burger) WHO DO YOU THINK'S IN THE BURGERS??

BARTH (Walking to ZIP with a Frying Pan): DAAAAHHHH I HEARD THAT!!! And it serves him right, too.

(BARTH clobbered ZIP with the Frying Pan and ZIP Crashed to the floor)

[Blaize]

Here's a skit for the firing squad with Capitano and Moose (Christine McGlade):

Capitano: Ready, Aim (Pause)
Moose: Wait a minute, stop the execution. Why am I being shot?
Capitano: Because you were being rude to some gentleman, at the doctor's office.
Moose: Well I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, at the doctor's office.
Capitano: Well it was still inconsiderate for you to ignore that gentleman, in the doctor's office that was trying to be friendly.
Moose: Well I wasn't in the mood for talking to anybody.
Capitano: Well so!, you could of been willing to say hi, at least to that nice polite gentleman, in the doctors office, because he complained about you not being friendly.
Moose: Well, I was trying to avoid that polite gentleman.
Capitano: Well, that is a white lie! You can't be lying to people or be avoiding people.
Moose: Well, I was worried, that I might get another boyfriend to deal with.
Capitano: Well having a boyfriend is a natural thing to do. You should not be breaking up. You need to get along with your boyfriend, and be polite to that gentleman.
Moose: Well, I will be nice to that gentleman, the next time I see him.
Capitano: Well it's already too late, that nice gentleman exploded, and fell apart, because you were rude to him!
Moose: Well, I didn't know that!
Capitano: Well shall we slime you?
Moose: Could I be slimed, instead of being shot?
Capitano: No!, you can get slimed and shot!
(Moose gets green slime dumped on her hair.)
Capitano: Now Ready, Aim (Pause)
Moose: Now wait a minute, stop the execution! That wasn't fair! Don't I get a last request?
Capitano: Oh yeah, I think that would be fair, for you to have a last request.
Capitano: What is your last request?
Moose: Well I would like to see what the state of Oregon, looks like. I have a flight schedule to Oregon, and I cannot miss my flight.
Capitano: Okay!, you may catch your flight to Oregon, you sneaky kid!
(Moose walks away)
Moose: Sometimes it's so easy, I'm asshamed of myself.
Capitano: Ready, Aim, Drop It!
(The sixteen tons gets dropped on Moose, before she escapes!)
Moose: Oh no, not again! (fainting) I hate sixteen tons! (fainting)
Capitano: This time my prisonors aren't getting away with it anymore! I remember doing that to Kevin Kubusheke one time!
Capitano: Sometimes it's so easy!

[Sydezededer]

Barth's Burgery sketch.

CAST IN SKIT: Jess (female, 11, white, blonde hair) Allan (male, 10, Hipsanic, dark brown hair) Taylor (female, 10, white, red hair) Barth (of course)

Jess: I heard of old cast members online.

Allan: And I heard Barth hiring some of them.

Barth: Yeah. But not all of them survived.

Taylor: Barth, don't tell me that you put some of them in your burgers.

Barth: DAHHHHH, I heard that. But it's true. I even put some hosts in there.

Jess, Allan & Taylor: BARTH!

[dumas]

Capitano with special guest stars Timmy Turner and Tad from the Fairly Oddparents
Capitano: Ready! Aim....
Timmy Turner: Wait a minute! Wait the minute! Stop the execution!
Capitano: Let me guess! You wish for a last request?
Timmy Turner: No, it's not that, why I am being executed?
Capitano: Why? You want to know why? Hey amigos, he want to know why Hahahahah! (amigos laughs and Capitano tell to stop laughing)
(Tad one of the popular kid in the FOP arrives)
Tad: I'll tell you why, because he's not worthy!
Capitano: Worthy for what?
Tad: Look at him, the pink hat and his teeth, blah blah blah!!
Capitano: (to Timmy), Is he always like that?
Timmy: Yes!
Capitano: Hold it a minute! I got an idea! (to Tad) hey kid, why don't you just get here in front of him?
Tad: Sure that's a good idea and to know I'm more important then him and (cut by Capitano)
Capitano: Fire!! (the amigos shoots Tad)
Tad: Wait a minute! I said I was worthy!
Capitano: Yes, worthy to be...executionned!!! Hahahahah!!! (Capitano laughs with the amigos)
Tad: That was one....sneaky.......Capitano! (Tad falls)
Timmy: (to the camera) Sometimes it's so easy! I'm ashamed to myself!
Capitano: Hey amigos!! Coffee break!