February 2nd, 2007, 10:30 AM
That's hilarious. That probably even would have been used.
February 8th, 2007, 04:17 AM
April 30th, 2007, 09:56 PM
- "Fire at the Berenstain Bears" will not bee seen at this time so we can prevent the following show from going up in smoke! - FIRE
- "The Mythbusters Bust the Myth of the Really Really Really Obnoxiously Long Preemptive Cuecard" will not be seen at this
time in order that we may bring you a show of biblical proportions. - MYTHS AND LEGENDS
- "Bill O'Reilly Forgets His Sanity" will not be seen today, in order that we may being you the following brain fart. - KNOWLEDGE
- "Natile Halloway Found at CNN" will never be seen at this time, in it's place we present the filler sure to make you lose your mind. LOST AND FOUND*
*I'm sorry if this one offends, I am just so farking tired of hearing the media re-hash at every chance this damn case. This is how my brain processed that tired-ness.
Last edited by Travelsonic; April 30th, 2007 at 10:03 PM.
May 7th, 2007, 11:56 PM
How about these different and more.
Lisa Young (Bachelor 9): Ash Ketchum wants 25 Miltank Burgers at a Burger King in Viridian City will not be seen tonight, but instead will bring you the following [Food]
Devin DeVasquez (Star Search '86 Spokesmodel Contender): You STILL Can't Do That on Television has been part of a nutritious breakfast.
(Pictures of Star Search Contenders from the Ed McMahon era and a bottle of steroids)
Ellen Fusco (Same): Star Search Contestants on Steroid Abuse will not be seen tonight so instead we will put the following to avoid it. [Steroids]
Carissa Illig (Same): You STILL Can't Do That on Television has been a Mark McGwire - Jose Canseco Production, think about steroids.
AND MORE ROCKTRAX ACTION
Suzie Williams (Bachelorette 5): "The Simpsons Lose Their Life Savings In Atlantic City" (audience laughs) will not be seen tonight -- in order to bring you a different form of risk-taking. (IRS and Taxes)
Shiloh McKasson (Bachelorette : You STILL Can't Do That on Television has been a Down Payment Production (audience laughs)
So how do you like it when YCDTOTV Meets the Bachelor Women?
June 1st, 2007, 05:42 PM
Here's one for you!
The Bulls vs The Rams: Can you predict the winner? Will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you a show no one could have seen would be on this long!
Graphic: sign for taurus and sign for aries going head to head
Topic: Predictions and the Zodiac
This has been a Didn't See That One Coming Production
December 16th, 2007, 01:48 AM
"The A-Team kills the Lord of the Rings " will not be seen at this time, in order that we may bring you the following disaster of mythical proportions. (Fantasy)
"You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Stoopid Troll production. (like Stoopid Monkey of Robot Chicken)
"Robot Chicken meets Frankenstein" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following horror (Halloween monsters)
"You Still Can't Do That Television has been a Stoopid Troll production"
"Are You Being Served?" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following overrated junk ("Department Stores")
"You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Bargain Basement production"
(use a screenshot from AYBS Pilot
"Danger Mouse gets squished by Paddington Bear" will not be seen tonight order that we may we bring you this pan-atlantic disaster ("Classic british TV")
"You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Union Jerk production"
"Claire Redfield visits Silent Hill while Alone in the Dark" will not be seen tonight order that we may bring you this creeper production ("Survival Horror")
*Streetfighter: the Movie" will not be seen at this time order that we may bring you this cinematic garbage ("Videogame-based movies and TV"
December 17th, 2007, 07:20 AM
"Britney Spear's Guide to Parenting" will not be shown at this time, so we may show you whatever our writers came up with.
This has been a Another Bad Creation production.
December 19th, 2007, 09:02 AM
Here's a good one!
"The Fighting Fitzpatricks Beat Up The Oakland Raiders and all Their Fans" will not be seen tonight so we may bring you this program that even Al Davis does not want you to see! [Image has a Raider player sacked,like in an NFL game] And in the close:"You Can't Do That On Television" is a Just Lose,Baby production! This show would be all about football. And I just entered the Locker Room,I have enjoyed YCDTOTV since 8/1/85,thanks for inviting me!
December 22nd, 2007, 03:35 PM
Jamie Lynn Spears Kills Nickelodeon's Cash Cow will not be seen tonight. In its place we bring you a goose that hasn't laid a golden egg in decades.
You Can't Do That on Television has been a Morality Clause production. And now you know why we kicked 'em off the day they hit puberty. Are we still on the air? Ohhhhh.....
March 18th, 2008, 10:49 AM
"Sesame Street featuring Andrew Dice Clay" will not not be shown at this time, so we may bring you something that has really (BLEEP).
"You Can't Do That On Television" has been a Watch Your Mouth Production.