Pilot Christine attempts to do a take of her introduction when Kevin Somers and Jono burst through the picture.
Union Fees It is announced that gang has been hired to work at the T.H.E. Television Network so the company can save money.
Fan Letters Kevin Somers goes on the Make A Million game show ("The show that gives away a million dollars every week!"), and almost wins the money, but in a desperate act, Mr. Dime cancels the show before Kevin gets the chance to answer the question.
Drama Lessons Just as Mr. Dime introduces the show, Seth Pool comes in, and announces that since he has pulled the studio plug, the "show (that Mr. Dime) hate(s) so much" can't go on the air.
Boss Helal Just as Mr. Dime is about to cancel the show, he learns that Rodney Helal's uncle, the Chairman of the Board, has demoted Mr. Dime to the cleaning man (at Miss Take's suggestion), and makes Rodney the president of the network.
Superstitions In a recurring dungeon scene, Nasti keeps tricking Jono into getting slimed.
Repeats The gang confuses each other about whether or not this episode is a repeat.
Christmas When the gang is banned from the network's Christmas party (due to the serving of liquor), the kids have their own reasons for wanting to get in, except Christine, who doesn't really care.
Lottery Ross tricks Kevin Somers into buying two tickets for the network lottery -- the second of which was borrowed by Seth Pool to insulate the engineering room.
Child Protection Kevin Somers contacts Daphne Dogooder, a social worker, to help him increase the kids’ salary.
Educational Programming Mr. Dime receives word that he could make more money, provided he produce an educational program.
Concert/Libraries The gang is planning to go to a rock concert, but how do they intend to get there?
Public Transit/Kidnapping In a variation on the classic short story "The Ransom of Red Chief", Kevin Somers is kidnapped.
Commercial Programming There is no information for this episode.
Kevin Somers, Rock Star When Mr. Dime looks for a rock star he can manipulate to make money, dumb and unsuspecting Kevin Somers gets the job, believing it is his ticket to fame, fortune and a solid gold Trans Am.
